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dirkbot:

Do you ever have passive OTPs

Like, you don’t read fic, you don’t look for art

but whenever something turns up you’re like hell fuckin yea



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original-plastic:

Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.



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deletes:

I have the talent of getting tired without doing nothing





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caloriq:

how do people have relationship after relationship like i can’t find a single person to find me remotely attractive for a solid second